Here is your Official Poll, please post it to your journal and urge your friends to do the same.
Journals created on or after August 5th are ineligible to vote. Turn in the names of ineligible users and who they voted as a comment to this entry and they will be checked and cast out. Polling concludes November 2nd at noon.
eamontoplease The Kicking CJB/LAM's *ASS* Party
"Because pie is for LOSERS!"
Vote Goat. He'd vote for you if you were running.
Accountability - Fairness - Humor - Good Spelling & Grammar - the refreshing breath of honesty
KEAN BEAN IS COOLER THEN NAZI'S, HIS OPPOSITION ARE NAZI'S, WHICH IS BETTER? COOL OR NAZI'S?
Our top four candidates were ranked off community by lj users not associated with the elections. Here are the Elimination entries:
1. Submitted by pharisee
The volpex Files.
Fathered children to Greta_goat plus Bigamy !
Married Greta_goat and a MTF called Goldfishgeorge.
Stalking Candidates: ElGorgo, Paigegirl, Myself.
Writing bad gothic Poetry to Hepkitten.
Aiding the Pro-Furries menace, uttering 'yifftastic' during intimacy.
Scaring Jameth's Cats, driving Garbage-trucks on Mondays.
Anti-Robot activities and using Internet-Explorer.
Unable to maintain Erections and relies upon Viagra for his masculinity.
Is this the type of Leader you want ?!
2. Submitted by eamontoplease
Elimination of cryingbabyjebus
Cryingbabyjebus is a bad person. A bad person, with bad taste, who is going to hell. Cryingbabyjebus enjoys the music of Cher and Michael Bolton, and the taste of Diet Dr Pepper, all without irony. Cryingbabyjebus thinks dreadlocks on white people are "fashionable" and "empowering." If elected Eljay President, Cryingbabyjebus will force us all to subsist on a diet of onion bagels and the occasional yellow Jujube. Do your duty.
3. Submitted by the_lance
Why should dancingdrew be voted off the island?
Quite simply because he is a snob in all areas. Musicals? Snob!
Politics? Snob. Geek-factor? Snob. Even when he is wrong, he has to
be right about something even if it is a spelling error. Yes, I am
serious. He is a spelling Nazi.
Let me tell you though, being a Nazi of any kind makes me dislike you.
For this whoile campaign I have waged virtual war against commies,
nazis, commie-nazis and the robots they all control. You have seen my
exclusive story about the downfall of civilization thanks to robot
Nazi supporters like Drew. I am sure Hitler would be proud of a vote
For everyone else who would rather not stand beside robot loving
fascists, you can choose me.
4. Submitted by frank_teh_goat
the_lance is unfit to be your president of livejournal.
Not only is he a draft dodger, but also the baby daddy of greta_goat. His anti-furry stance is a bit scary and hypocritical. The dictator also wields way too much power. He is teh ban hammer in conservatism and ljers4president. He is the maintainer for conservatism and rant_about_cons *cough*flipflop*cough*