horny_harry (horny_harry) wrote in ljers4president,
I was in NAM with frank_teh_goat and let me tell you, squeaky clean he aint!
What Frankie mostly did was toss salads! That's right, you heard me... TOSSIN' SALADS!!!
That young'un had a sex problem,why us boys could'nt poop without Frankie would come 'round sniffing, why it was downright annoying let me tell YOU! Last time I saw that nobel continence was under my fuzzy tail!

And yeeeeah, the true story about how he got that purple heart? frank_teh_goat's got the vietnamese farmer who caught him trying to hump his donkey to to thank for that!

Pft!

That'll learn ya to stiff me you salad tosser!
Where's my 50 bucks bitch??
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